British English vs. Singaporean English 正宗英语 VS 新加坡英语

愚人节那天

Who says our English is trash? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporean: No stock!


RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Singaporean: Hello, who call huh?


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporean: S-kew me.


WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporean: No need lah.


WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Singaporean: (pointing at the door) Can ah?


WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporean: No need shy one lah!


WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Singaporean: Where got?


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Singaporean: Don't want lah.  


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.  
Singaporean: You mad ah?


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporean: Shut up lah!  
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Singaporean: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..
Singaporean: Die lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?  
Singaporean: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Singaporean: Like that also don't know how to do!

〃潇洒成、

沙发
学习了阿

〃潇洒成、

难度太大了阿
哈哈

愚人节那天

〃潇洒成、 发表于 2012-3-5 01:56
沙发
学习了阿

明早你起来会发现你的头脑运转的特别快

沉睡的cat

蝌蚪文，晚上看了会困。。。

愚人节那天

沉睡的cat 发表于 2012-3-5 01:58
蝌蚪文，晚上看了会困。。。

正好

晚安

沉睡的cat

愚人节那天 发表于 2012-3-5 01:59
正好

晚安

嗯，安了。。。

〃潇洒成、

愚人节那天 发表于 2012-3-5 01:58
明早你起来会发现你的头脑运转的特别快

哈哈
这样最好了

愚人节那天

〃潇洒成、 发表于 2012-3-5 02:01
哈哈
这样最好了

睡了

安

〃潇洒成、

愚人节那天 发表于 2012-3-5 02:01
睡了

安

安


吧