[原创]2B是怎样炼成的

2B青年

在很久很久以前，我，也就是2B的前身，还是一个纯洁的孩子的时候。。。。。。
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为了自己的梦想，踏上了来日本的征途

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每天我都在这里疯狂灌水
在这里认识了许多淫民，之后在出版社同志，和毛驴同志的介绍下，加入了光荣的淫民出版社。
并在颜料同志的言传
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毛驴同志的身教下screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new windownCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new windownCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('attachments/dvbbs/2006-9/200691210142862725.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
成为一个敢做敢当的淫民
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在一个月黑风高的日子，我们伟大的领导对淫民进行了讲话，并决定了又一次召开淫民大聚会
同志们沸腾了，奔走相告，争先恐后的涌向会场screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new windownCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new windownCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('attachments/dvbbs/2006-9/20069121015370872.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
在酒精和当天坐在我身边仅有的裙子美女的双重作用下，我又一次变身为传说中的动感超人
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然后借口上厕所，爆发了小宇宙，发动了有史以来最可怕，最无耻，可以说是天下无敌的招数--------钻桌子screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new windownCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new windownCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('attachments/dvbbs/2006-9/200691210155467421.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
可是出版社里美女的实力岂是可以小窥的，在多年的学习修炼下，我的招数不攻自破
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高手懒洋洋的眼神显得那么高傲：小样，你新来的吧
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被打回原型的我，无奈为了不出版社丢人，只能继续回来灌水，提高水平，迎接新的挑战screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new windownCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new windownCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('attachments/dvbbs/2006-9/200691210213584059.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
待续。。。。。。。。（本故事纯属事实，如有雷同，那也是你抄我的[em13]）

[此贴子已经被skywalker925于2006-9-12 11:13:24编辑过]

流氓兔

如此精贴多年未见啊
太强了！！
狂顶！

skywalker925

这帖子怎么说好呢？
还是让颜料来处理吧。
不过挺神的，除了两张照片有问题，修改一下。

2B青年

那两张，你给改了算了，我这上传不了照片了

beecn

晕，2B同志，你是不是昨天晚上到今天都没睡觉啊？

淫民出版社

你是不是有感于那天频繁钻桌子才创作了个强贴？

2B青年

嗯，有感而发，反正睡不着觉么[em01]

996633

[em02][em02][em02]这个好

[此贴子已经被作者于2006-9-12 11:56:30编辑过]

futako_q

QUOTE:以下是引用2B青年在2006-9-12 11:47:00的发言：嗯，有感而发，反正睡不着觉么[em01]
发什么神经啊，最近大家是都更年期吗
我也更年了。

理由

笑[em01][em01][em01][em01][em01]